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The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.
fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."
by Figure.10 June 26, 2009
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Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
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Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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Noun.
A lunch that is free. It does exist but only one has been sighted.
Dave: YO BUBBA, what you doin' for lunch?
Bubba: I'm gettin' me a freelunch, man.
Dave: AIN"T NO SUCH THING, GOAT HEAD!
Bubba(Goathead): I reckon you're full of poop.
by Franz November 20, 2004
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The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.
I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.
by Remington Steele February 03, 2005
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