*Picks up Prostitute*
*Fucks Prostitue*
*Doesnt pay afterwards*
*Free Food*

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

You: hey get McDonald’s

Mom: no but I got something!
You: burger king

Mom: no it’s Free Food
You: I want to die rn