A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.
"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."
by Crotalus May 5, 2012
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Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."

If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.

If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:

-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!

There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?

I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
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A city that is stuck between Northern Virginia and Richmond (Southern Virginia) and is also known as "Back in the Bushes" (Spotsylvania County). Home of the worst shopping center ever built, Central Park. A place where the women like to wear tight clothing regardless if they are thin or fat (most of them are fat rednecks). It also has a lot of Civil War history which the people of the city (Rednecks) are damn proud of. I would also like to point out that this is a place where the mullet lives and lesbians thrive.
"Hey man, let's go hang out at Walmart in Central Park."
"Is that the shopping center in Fredericksburg, VA?"
"Yeah."
"No thanks. It's bad enough I have to drive in traffic and fight idiots on 95 on the way to work in the morning to that other state (NoVA)."
by IH8NOVA March 26, 2007
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An old money civil war town in Virginia nestled exactly one hour away from and directly between the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C., and the state's capital, Richmond, Virginia. Its motto: 'America's Most Historic City.' The boyhood home of George Washington, this town has everything from decadent downtown streets dating pre-Revolutionary War, and many Civil War battlefields around the area. It is consistently ranked among one of the most haunted cities in America. In the 21st century, Fredericksburg really saw an increase in population, commerce, and infrastructure. It is home to one of the largest outdoor malls in the United States, Central Park, as well as a mall and plenty of retail shopping. It is nestled right on Interstate 95. Many residents commute to Washington, D.C. daily, and real estate in the area has skyrocketed. It is slowly becoming and is formally considered part of the ever-expanding Northern Virginia region. It is the poster child for Suburban America, and every race, ethnicity, and type of person can be found here. Traffic is very, very bad - especially on weekends. There are plenty of outdoor activities and it is situated on the Rappahannock River, which flows into the Chesapeake Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. At the end of the day, it is what you make of it.
Fredericksburg, VA ... is it the North or the South?
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FOOTBALL SUCKS
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.

AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.

Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.

Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Example 1:
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?

Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*

*Man runs off violently puking*

Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?

Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.

Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.

Example 3:

*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?

Woman: Fredericksburg High School.

Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..
by Alter-Scholtz July 29, 2011
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Fredericksburg Christian School is a high school in Fredericksburg Virginia with an overhyped football team and a lot of fake highschool girls. It is also known as fcs.
Bob: where does your kid go to school
Linda: Fredericksburg Christian School

Bob: bitch what the fuck is that

Linda: according to my son it’s hell
by Linda Dickface June 1, 2019
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An old money civil war town in Virginia nestled exactly one hour away from and directly between the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C., and the state's capital, Richmond, Virginia. Its motto: 'America's Most Historic City.' The boyhood home of George Washington, this town has everything from decadent downtown streets dating pre-Revolutionary War, and many Civil War battlefields around the area. It is consistently ranked among one of the most haunted cities in America. In the 21st century, Fredericksburg really saw an increase in population, commerce, and infrastructure. It is home to one of the largest outdoor malls in the United States, Central Park, as well as a mall and plenty of retail shopping. It is nestled right on Interstate 95. Many residents commute to Washington, D.C. daily, and real estate in the area has skyrocketed. It is slowly becoming and is formally considered part of the ever-expanding Northern Virginia region. It is the poster child for Suburban America, and every race, ethnicity, and type of person can be found here. Traffic is very, very bad - especially on weekends. There are plenty of outdoor activities and it is situated on the Rappahannock River, which flows into the Chesapeake Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. At the end of the day, it is what you make of it.
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