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A fat double chinned cunt. He is world renowned for his huge ass, it is traditional for boys to slap his ass while they walk past him. He is such a simp but couldn’t pull a bitch to save his life and has a creepy obsession with Poppy Martin. His music taste is terrible and gets it all from tik tok. It is common for him to walk around blasting the most popular song on tick tok bring pain to all near him. He is still to make friends out of school and spends his holidays alone playing fortnite and eating brownies. He has zero common sense, some of his most infamous moments are when he’s tried to cook pizza on a stove or when he asked “if you were near a nuclear explosion would you die”. He also has severe Tourette’s, but won’t admit it, he is know for shouting random shit in lessons. Can be used to describe a loner, creep, simp or fat cunt
Are you going to meet Freddie Flanders during the holidays?”
Obviously not
by Faghunter123 November 06, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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