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Strong, Athletic, Caring kind of guy spends time with people who care about others and doesnt put up with bull****. Likes to party and meet new people everyday(especially girls).
"Hey Fred!"(GIRL), "Hey! how you doing?"(FRED), "Great, how about you?"(GIRL), "Good, Hey, how would you like to go get some lunch?"(FRED), "That would be great."(GIRL)
by Fred11 February 10, 2009
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An annoying YouTube sensation (made by Lucas Cruishank) about a kid named Fred Figglehorn.

He makes his voice all high pitched and does very stupid things like run around in circles for no reason. It's even more annoying when he screams. He does not deserve 3 movies and his own show on Nickelodeon. He's not funny at all.

It other words, stay away from his videos, show and his movies. Save your ears.
by AntiAnnoying August 06, 2012
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acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)
How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 06, 2010
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Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
by Carlo.S April 29, 2005
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1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.
Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...

Has anyone seem my Fred?

Has anyone seen this Fred?

Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.
by johnathan sigg March 01, 2010
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Fred is a thing where you easily look at it and throw up and think ''my god its hideous!'' fred banks also sits around in his room mastuerbating to homosexuailty in a sort of Anime style also know the be called as ''Hentai'' Fred banks also snorts cocaine on the toilet as he is too poor to afford a table
Dude i am so fred right now its not even funny

OH my god if i ever become fred i will slit my wrist and suck the bllod out of me to easily die!
by Gfairy6565 October 05, 2008
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