a Fred is most of the time from NewYork and sits around and does nothing all week including sundays.A Fred also has been to jail at least once and is very fat.
by izzyipod March 08, 2009
Fred is a 16 year old male who tends to smell like shit. Fred also plays xbox but is not very good at it. Fred tends to send nudes to woman and gets aggressively horny when seeing a Mackenzie around.
by Jcock August 03, 2019
A fuck boy niga who thinks he has game. He tells you exatcly what you want to hear. He spits oneliners and rhymes as if lil wayne talking. He will get in your head and fuck with your mind and then twist that shit around. Good luck if you think you can trust him. He will FUCK EVERYTHING up. Cut this short lil niga off cause he gonna be in jail anyway. Don't be a Fred..
Dude: dawg stop you're such a Fred...
Other dude: damn my bad fam!
fuckboy niga playa hoe markass fuck that
Other dude: damn my bad fam!
fuckboy niga playa hoe markass fuck that
by That bitch you hate January 06, 2016
Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
fred.
by igrantyoufreedom October 25, 2010
Some kid who thinks he is the shit. He goes for some extra sloppy seconds and has no morals whatsoever. Leach. If you are a guy and meet a Fred just know once he’s in a relationship it’ll be with your ex and you won’t see him because he doesn’t give a shit about bros before hoes. He lies and just a really fucking annoying Ellen Degeneres look-a-like. He’ll also be the gay best friend for about 2 years and finally when the girl thinks actually I might start have feelings he goes full on usually scaring them away (you’re going to be single before her birthday mate).
by Xxxsmalldickfred March 15, 2019