The sound a speaker makes when it’s blown. A combination of static, and distorted sound.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

wherein an individual leaves their Facebook profile logged in and unattended.. leaving it open to have their status update free to be comically or embarrassingly changed by another person.

The art of sitting in Starbucks with your MacBook and a frappuccino, not actually doing anything except trawling Facebook, just to look 'hip'.

Similar to planking, frapping is an activity where one will drop trou and pretend to have (or to actually have) a bowel movement in an unusual or incongruous location.

The male genetalia is used to hit a girl in the face after she gives him oral sex...usually done in porns