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A celebrity who thinks that his Harvard education excuses him from the reprehensibility of his constant oversimplifying and bending of the truth. In addition, he writes books that sell based more on the fact that the general public is not truly informed, more than on the fact that they are well-written or contain insightful and truthful information.
by beelzebub October 01, 2003
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A prefix indicating that the root word has been artificially grown or constructed or genetically modified, a la Dr. Frankenstein's monster.
"When you add 'franken' to 'food' you get 'frankenfood', which is what that hot dog you're eating is."
"That's all right -- I've got to feed my frankenboobs."
"That's all right -- I've got to feed my frankenboobs."
by anarcissie May 18, 2008
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As in Al Franken, a true liberal who prefers to question all things conservative and generally gives those things a bad name.
Also, a legitimate comic genius who was staple on Saturday Night Live during the 80's and 90's, finally culminating in the notoriuosly bad movie "Stuart Saves His Family".
Also, a legitimate comic genius who was staple on Saturday Night Live during the 80's and 90's, finally culminating in the notoriuosly bad movie "Stuart Saves His Family".
"Have you read the new Franken book? He ripped Ann Coulter a new ass!"
"The Stuart Smalley character played by Al Franken committed suicide three months ago. To bad it wasn't televised and real."
"The Stuart Smalley character played by Al Franken committed suicide three months ago. To bad it wasn't televised and real."
by Joseph Anglin June 12, 2005
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Franken- is a prefix used to describe something that is so enormously, scarily, or painfully large that it is of a Frankensteinian order of magnitude.
Franken- initially appeared as a capitalized prefix but with increasing use has been standardized as lowercase franken-.
Franken- initially appeared as a capitalized prefix but with increasing use has been standardized as lowercase franken-.
Noun prefix: OMFG how did you ever fit that franken-dildo up your ass!?!
Adjective prefix: I'm so franken-hungry I could even eat an entire vat of stinky duck blood tofu.
Verb prefix: He just got franken-fucked so hard by his department chair ... without even the courtesy of any K-Y.
Adjective prefix: I'm so franken-hungry I could even eat an entire vat of stinky duck blood tofu.
Verb prefix: He just got franken-fucked so hard by his department chair ... without even the courtesy of any K-Y.
by Frank N. Stein III March 25, 2014
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(v) to grope a person while they were sleeping. A Full Franken is achieved by sending them a picture of the act so they can ruin your career at a time of their choosing
Based on the Cheeto hand prints on my boobs, I believe I’ve been Frankened.
Going to a party tonight! Hope some honeys pass out so I can Franken them!
Going to a party tonight! Hope some honeys pass out so I can Franken them!
by Butlerman November 17, 2017