(v). to jack it to pictures of frank iero
(n). safe way to say fuck off

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When a homosexual male masturbates to straight porn. Happens most often in New England.