“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak