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the sexiest mama you've ever seen godDAMN she sexy and quirky and she's addicted to children's viagra and kills mike pence btw go read our hot sexy fanfic "Forbidden Gay Giant Six Foot Baby Love Bad Boy x Good Boy WARNING LOTS OF SEX NSFW NSFW NSFW" by the hottest bitches on the block except franartha we can't compare to her she's so sexy damn is she single yes but she's talking to jermifah he be packin dat HEAT doe i heard he's 18 inches long but anyways franartha is the sexiest mama and she's got killer bangs and a hot bod you've never seen a bod like this you could cut glass on her curves she can fit through a keyhole she is KEY SHAPED skinny legend her hips and waist and body are all the same width and she's got square titties and a split dye cuz she's quirky and tiktok famous and she put a shranos (shrek x thanos) sex tape on tiktok and it went viral she SEXY doe
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Franartha be lookin HOT today." "yeah look at them square biddies doe id like to get into those perfectly rectangular pants"
by shranosforlife March 03, 2020
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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