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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.
Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.
by WarHighlander February 22, 2011
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An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.
"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing
by ZexGX February 23, 2005
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Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.
"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert
by Mt.Diablo July 14, 2011
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The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.
Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.
by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014
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The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.
Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.
by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019
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