The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
by Mindcrime December 23, 2012
An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
by DrBird February 18, 2017
When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear
by Hairy cunt March 05, 2014
When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.
by Horrendarse December 30, 2020
When having sex with a girl fails and results in trying to get her to touch your genitalia while masturbating infront of her.
by Analegg December 17, 2016
by aurora83 January 16, 2009
When you bend over your man with a mascot uniform on and fuck him In the ass with a black strap on penis
by cozscooter December 31, 2015