1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.
"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"
by DanDunDun April 9, 2019
A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.
"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010
by √theProblem November 2, 2010
A disease or condition perpetuated by a steady ingestion of Fox (Faux) News programming, heavily afflicting far right Republican Trump supporters. Continued exposure to Fox News leads to false and illogical parroting of heavily biased, almost always incomplete, or simply false information. It is propaganda in the guise of "news", with little to zero journalistic quality and integrity. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Belief that Trump is the best President this nation ever had, an inability to let go of Hillary's emails, blaming Obama, hating anything Democrat (repeating phrases like "the democrats this" or "the democrats that"), anti-immigrant rhetoric, anti-science and climate change denial, and lately an obsession with degrading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Do you know someone who loves President Trump? Is obsessed that Hillary sold our country out? Hates Obama (because they were told to), or says things like "AOC is so stupid and doesn't have a brain". Chances are, they are suffering from Fox News Brain.
Suggestions for dealing with someone suffering with Fox News Brain include: avoid at all cost.
Do you know someone who loves President Trump? Is obsessed that Hillary sold our country out? Hates Obama (because they were told to), or says things like "AOC is so stupid and doesn't have a brain". Chances are, they are suffering from Fox News Brain.
Suggestions for dealing with someone suffering with Fox News Brain include: avoid at all cost.
My aunt is suffering from Fox News Brain. She's in the other room chanting "Build That Wall! Build That Wall!"
by RingsAroundUranus April 14, 2019
also, Fox News Republican. A hard-line, ultra-conservative with absolutely no left-wing or liberal tendencies. Fox News conservatives will never vote for a Democrat, regardless of the issues or the candidate.
Danny: Man, your dad voted for Pete Wilson even though he's pro-choice. I didn't see that coming.
Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
by J Keaton October 3, 2008
Bigot Fox News blame video games on everything. Gamers get pissed, because seriously, fuck fox news.
by A pissed-off gamer September 17, 2013
A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.
C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
by Zizektronic November 20, 2019
by Sal blog September 21, 2008