The littest town in all of PA. Home to the preppiest (and richest) of people. The scandals keep everything exciting. We’re much more than your average small town. Don’t fuck with us.

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Fox Chapel is located in the suburbs of Pittsburgh and is home to the rich, the snobby, and the pretentious. Fox Chapel is the epitome of wealthy white people doing whatever they want. FC kids smoke, drink, do coke and other drugs without worrying about getting caught because they know that daddy can get them out of any kind of trouble. A typical night in FC includes going to a party, getting way too fucked up, having to run from cops (FC parties always get busted), and finally drunk driving your parents Mercedes home. Fox Chapel kids only value their money, juuls, drugs, parties, and reputations. Stay far away from this fucked up place.

A school district in Pittsburgh, that tries to be as cool as Mt. Lebanon. But ultimately fails. But is still home for some of the greatest people (:

a rich, preppy public school located in the suburbs of pittsburgh, pennsylvania. it has the worst dean, mrs. dieffenbauch (or mrs. queef-n-cock), and every kid juuls and smokes marijuana on the daily. parties are lit but get busted everytime, but kids from fox chapel don’t worry about it because they know daddy can get rid of any trouble with his ca$h. you will get into a good college if you go here. the sports teams suck, and the fuckers that go here are too rich to handle. all the jews are stupid rich, the teachers are dumb as fuck and only in it for the money, and the only real ones are the asians.