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A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls
British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”
by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 03, 2018
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
by ouirewoi July 04, 2007
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A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions
by Timm Heacock July 10, 2008
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The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach
Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
by CCSDCA July 10, 2008
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When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.
Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.
by Douche and Destroy January 19, 2011
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