A Four of a Kind is where you have a girl sitting in your lap facing away from you while you have anal sex with her. At the same time you are using one hand to finger her, the other hand to play with her boob, and you are either kissing her or her neck.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.