Townie: Hey four eyes, Im gonna cut u up !
Guy with glasses: And why would that be?
Townie: Coz u got four eyes, idiot!
Guy with glasses: Count again retard and you'll find i have two

I've been jabbed

The four-eyes was beat up by the campus bullies.

hey four eyes whats that? ( slap )
ha haaaa-

That four eye dude looks hot.

Hey, Four eyes, give me a hand with this box.

''hey four eyes should have been to specsavers!''