two vomiting kids left and right

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.