1. word used for fucking ouch
2. also can be used as an insult

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The retarded friend of Streeter (definition 2).

to pour chicken noodle soup in ones anus

1. A portmanteau of the words "fucking" and "ouch," indicating extreme pain. See also fugly.

2. A marsupial-like pouch, such as that of a kangaroo, on a frog.

1. Fat ass couch
Meaning: fat ass, deep ass crack(derogatory)
When a chicks got a fat ass and deep ass crack like a couch.

A designated couch or couch cushion ons uses to launch farts into as to not muddle with the condition of air quality or other furniture.