a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke
bob: damn i got a fossil in my roach!
bill: well dont dig it out, you'll trash the spliff.
by djadenosine March 10, 2007
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A person who does not understand today's generation comedy/ memes.
*sends Jacob a cursed image*
Jacob: "ok??"
me: "you're such an internet fossil"
by seulgiie September 13, 2019
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A cool kind of watch made by Fossil. Usually has a blue screen, hence the name Fossil Blue.
Dude, I just got a Fossil Blue for my graduation! Wait, wtf?
by Philip George September 18, 2005
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Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
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Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
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When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick

You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
Bro you are totally fossil pants
why do you say that
you just fucked 13 girls and still up
by Fossil Pants March 22, 2012
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Fossil fuels are a type of non-renewable fuel used in power stations. They are well favoured by the USA, and count for 63% of their generated electricity.
You: *Have fossil fuels under your house*
America: *Hello. May we buy your house?*
by Awesome Gamer123 November 13, 2018
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