An obnoxious 12 year old who steals his parents credit card if he gets the chance or a 20+ plus virgin who thinks it’s cool to drop $150 on cosmetics for a free game.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Between the ages of 7-19 these mythical creatures can best be described as tumors. Some of their defining traits are having balls the size of raisins, having more then 3 pairs of shoes, acting depressed, and being shorter then 5’1’.If you encounter one of these entity’s make sure that you run as far as you can as its fat ass won’t be able to keep up with you. Make sure you lock your door for extra protection. If you are met with a situation where you must confront them then the best thing to do is to tell their parents. If that doesn’t work then curb-stomp their fucking face in.

A guy/woman that has no life and probably has never seen the world outside of his house

a faggot who lives in there moms basement playing a useless gay game where they live with there uncle and snort and puff drugs while be fort fuckers and eating penis while they are playing with theirself

epic gamer at fortnite which cant be over 9 years old