"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"
by lindseypv January 14, 2012
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Fuckin bangin replacement for man up or grow a pair for when you'd rather sound RPG than accidentally perpetuate an archaic sense of male chauvinism.
"Hey man, finish this bowl."

"No dude, I'm baked as it is."

"Fuckin Fortify."
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Another word for "rigging" when applied to elections.

Often used by legacy media after collaborating in rigged elections.
After fortifying the election, Kim Jong-un won 100% of the vote in North Korea.
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to add additional alcohol to wine.
To give that wine some extra kick, fortify it with brandy.
by Rico the Yooper January 05, 2006
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I axed the ho 'how much' and she replied 'fortify! fortify!'
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
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Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
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