A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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Greatest ping pong player in the world.

A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.

The best movie ever made. It stars TOm Hanks as Forrest Gump, a man with a 75 point IQ who although isn't smart, is amazing and achieved much more than you probably will in you entire lifetime. No offense! Also, If Forrest Gump was a real person and could speak faste/dress better, he could most likely be the president we've ever had.


I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!

A man with a low IQ and a big heart.

Someone who sits down with you when you are out someone that you dont want there.