by CattlesRgreat August 07, 2017
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
(adj.)
food-horny; horny for food.
used for food porn purposes, particularly to entice others with how delicious your food is, and make them salivate in the process.
food-horny; horny for food.
used for food porn purposes, particularly to entice others with how delicious your food is, and make them salivate in the process.
"So, guess what I'm eating?"
"No idea."
"Apple pie a la mode with hot fudge sauce dribbling down the ice cream. Total sweetness in my mouth."
"Stop making me forny!"
"No idea."
"Apple pie a la mode with hot fudge sauce dribbling down the ice cream. Total sweetness in my mouth."
"Stop making me forny!"
by sparkd March 18, 2010
by Ms.Anthropy April 19, 2009
by Ivanna Humpalot~~ January 28, 2006
A word to describe the state of being both fat and horny. Fat girls don't get any as often, and therefore are more desperate to go out and get laid. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you are fit and pay the least bit of attention to a forny bitch she will return the attention with all her forny being.
Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
"Fuck that forny bitch, if it wasn't for her, I'd have woken up next to a slammin' hottie."
"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"
"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."
"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"
"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."
by RMazz January 15, 2010
May 27 trending
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