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1) An individual deficient in the art of pronouncing one's own name.
2) The buildup of secreted sweat, grease, and ass that builds up somehow between the toes.
3) From the Latin "forehead", meaning "one with forehead of a thousand mastadon monkeys"
2) The buildup of secreted sweat, grease, and ass that builds up somehow between the toes.
3) From the Latin "forehead", meaning "one with forehead of a thousand mastadon monkeys"
1) "Is Ms. ..uh... I can't pronounce this. Idiot-retard? Is Ms. Idiot-no-name here? Ms. Toejam I'm marking you absent unless you say "here". No? *marks absent* What a loser.
2) Does anyone smell Forer? I do. And I want to vomit, that's how bad Forer smells. Disgusting.
3) guy number 1: Would you look at that!
guy number 2: I can't see, there must be a Forer in the way or something, but it's hard to tell considering it's so freakishly large.
guy number 3: Hey, anyone seen my keys?
guy number 2: check behind the Forer, I bet you'll find a mastadon monkey, which is the size of an elephant and smaller than Forer's forehead.
guy number 5: I disposed of 4's body. What happened to him, anyway?
Forer: Marc I know you're talking about me and I think you're stupid.
guy number 2: OH MY GOD!! LOOK OUT!! IT'LL ATTACK YOU BEFORE YOU CAN PRONOUNCE IT-!AHHHHHHHHHHGGRRPBBBBBT ...squish
2) Does anyone smell Forer? I do. And I want to vomit, that's how bad Forer smells. Disgusting.
3) guy number 1: Would you look at that!
guy number 2: I can't see, there must be a Forer in the way or something, but it's hard to tell considering it's so freakishly large.
guy number 3: Hey, anyone seen my keys?
guy number 2: check behind the Forer, I bet you'll find a mastadon monkey, which is the size of an elephant and smaller than Forer's forehead.
guy number 5: I disposed of 4's body. What happened to him, anyway?
Forer: Marc I know you're talking about me and I think you're stupid.
guy number 2: OH MY GOD!! LOOK OUT!! IT'LL ATTACK YOU BEFORE YOU CAN PRONOUNCE IT-!AHHHHHHHHHHGGRRPBBBBBT ...squish
by Dr. Watkins May 28, 2007
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021