The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.
Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...
P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...
P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
by A-A 1 October 05, 2020
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
An insult implying a lack of thought or stupidness. Derived from the lack of mass behind your forehead.
by pinkpower4810 June 11, 2009
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly..."
*shotgun blast*
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly..."
*shotgun blast*
by ring ring ring ring ring ring ring November 16, 2006
that annoying thing on my face which repulses any female in a ten mile radius, and also is causing life to be a living hell ..... yay
by xxRosscorexx May 01, 2004
A blowjob received while out golfing, preferably in the driver's seat of a golf cart. Similar to road head.
Man, it was really backed up when we got to the 17th tee. So I drove the golf cart around behind some bushes and my girlfriend gave me some wicked forehead. FORE!!!!
by winck June 09, 2009
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