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The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.
Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...
P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...
P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
by A-A 1 October 05, 2020
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
2
An insult implying a lack of thought or stupidness. Derived from the lack of mass behind your forehead.
by pinkpower4810 June 11, 2009
3
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly..."
*shotgun blast*
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly..."
*shotgun blast*
by ring ring ring ring ring ring ring November 16, 2006
4
that annoying thing on my face which repulses any female in a ten mile radius, and also is causing life to be a living hell ..... yay
by xxRosscorexx May 01, 2004