A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.
"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
by VMECK July 30, 2016
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Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
by Merriam Chubster December 05, 2013
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A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.
He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.
by JTinAB April 15, 2009
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John was giving Jill a serious helping of oral sex when Jill did a J Forbes right into John's mouth.
by CallingYouOut77 August 16, 2010
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Boy one: god, she's a real Geneva Forbes
Boy two: yeah, she's a real stuck up bitch but still really hot!
Boy two: yeah, she's a real stuck up bitch but still really hot!
by Lombard1234 March 01, 2011
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A Dunkin' Donuts location in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh. It is notoriously known as the place where stoned teenagers go after standing on the corner of Forbes and Murray for 10 hours. Otherwise, this location provides the nicest staff who yell at customers if they have their seat in the aisle.
1. "someone hmu at the dunkin on forbes bc its beat asf rn"
2. "wtm today??? who's tryna go to the dunkin on forbes after we smoke?
2. "wtm today??? who's tryna go to the dunkin on forbes after we smoke?
by fka picket fence May 22, 2019
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