Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
by Duck Hater907y1345609832156 December 16, 2012
The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
by mittromneyyy December 27, 2011
by Cosmicstargoat June 05, 2004
by Jueee April 22, 2008
A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb
(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
by gmoonit March 16, 2009
What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
"Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
by gothfae May 02, 2004