This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 02, 2020
What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
The best person in the world he is amazing fantastic and is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHOT ahhhhhhhhhh
by my favourite white boy April 28, 2021
by Ramdon Bitchass March 21, 2019
(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus
1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."
2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."
3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."
2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."
3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."
by #katface April 10, 2014