A cracker.
Named so because a man wanted them to sound fancy, so he named them after the fanciest guy in that time, Mr. Ritz.
Naming crackers Ritz is like calling a fancy cookie the Trump cookie
by All seeing January 06, 2005
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Also known as ritzzed, ritz, and getting ritz crackered. Basically ritzing can be compared to being a complete DICK. Many times in situations where one may suspect ritzing is occuring the victim may state the interoggative statement of "Are you ritzing me dude?" If the answer is yes then you know you are fucked unless of course you are getting ritz crackered with cheese. Cheese is the ritz factor of the equation which therefore makes it acceptable. In other words simply put, Ritzing=joking/getting screwed over, Ritz with cheese=Good thing/fucking delicious, and finally Getting Ritz Crackered=Being joked upon/or in other terms getting niggered. However do not confuse this with getting spinchtered which is something you do not ever want to experience, trust me.
"dude, are you ritz crackering me with this assumption of only 16 days untill christmas???"

"no dude not at all, but i am NIGGERING you with my realization of christmas is gonna be sweet fucking shit!"

"HO HO! this has CANNOT be the world, unless of course you are ritzing me!?"
by Swart Neuker December 09, 2009
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Ritz is a very sexy girl with a big but 🤤

Everyone falls for her
Ritz is sexy
by Hecha May 03, 2021
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Ritz is a slang used for a person that is of Hispanic and White ethnicity. Ritz derives from Ritz Crackers whcih are half crackers and half filled with flavor, like the mix of races. (see also Hybrid Hispanic)
"I'm half a cracka they call me Ritz"
by Ritz88 February 05, 2010
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Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy
Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles
by Arizona boys March 15, 2020
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A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.
Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.
by MBA010 January 13, 2018
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