Top definition
1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
by Mason (Tornado) September 17, 2008
Get a Footpenis mug for your mate Helena.
Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
Get a Trade mug for your daughter-in-law Riley.
2
after having some hot and heavy sex for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the penis makin your feet icy as death....
ya after that 3 hours of awesome sex, not even socks could keep my from foot-penis from giving her chills
by sir cock December 30, 2010
Get the foot-penis neck gaiter and mug.
3
The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.
Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.
by CelineDion September 19, 2008
Get the Footpenis neck gaiter and mug.
4
a penis grafted to your foot for those with a foot fetish
Girl 1: That dude has a crazy ass foot fetish, he got himself a foot penis

Girl 2: OMFGWTFBBQ!!
by Ericcil23 December 11, 2008
Get a Foot Penis mug for your father Manafort.
5
A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe
Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis
by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019
Get a Foot penis mug for your sister Julia.