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When you jack off or have some sex in the shower, the excess cum needs to be swept towards the drain with the foot, as an act of courtesy.
Hey Charlie! You jacked your bird in the shower and couldn't even do the foot sweep?!?
At least our friendship is goin' down the drain.
At least our friendship is goin' down the drain.
by for real skizzet January 30, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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To use your feet, especially with the aid of the socks, flip flops or slippers on them, to sweep the floor instead of using an actual broom or vacuum cleaner.
There were dust bunnies the size of Wyoming on the floor when I noticed my friend Rachel unexpectedly pulling up the driveway. My knee-jerk reaction was to swiftly footsweep the dust bunnies away from plain view in a futile attempt to conceal the grubbiness of my house.
by temporal fugitive March 15, 2011