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A word that can be used to replace a word or a part of a word, as many times as you want, just for fun and to confuse unknowing listeners. Redundancy is encouraged.
Oh my fooj!

Look at that fooj... What a fooj!

Call of Fooj: Modern Foojfare Fooj

What the Fooj!

Don't cry over spilt fooj.

Stop, Drop, and Fooj!

Have your fooj and eat it too!

Drastic foojes call for drastic foojes.

The Fooj Fighters.
by Infamous Salami Truck February 21, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Short for "Fujiama", an derivative and acronym of "Fuck U Jack I'm Alright Mate"

A phrase used to epitomize arrogance and selfishness, with total disregard towards others.
Coming back from the bar/coffee shop etc with something for yourself and nothing for anyone else, the injured party can say "Oh Fujiama is it?"

Similarly the short form of Fooj can be used "Well if it isn't Old Fooj Wilson"
by ShankTown May 10, 2010
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Shorthand for foot job, a sexual act where one stimulates a man’s penis with one or both feet. Derivatives include foojack, foojay, and foojangles.
“Dude, this chick with no arms gave me a sick fooj, then I spermed on her throat!”
by first lieutenant balls April 09, 2018
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