Foobie, a compound word made up of fake, and boobies. To describe not only those wondrous silicon orbs that seem to abound everywhere these days, but any variety of artificially enhanced hooters.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A legendary dog. Black with white spots. Of springer spaniel and pointer heritage. Known to possess immobilizing cuteness.

Random tufts of fuzz generally found
on a favorite article of clothing.

1:) a generic exclamation to address the approach of another.

2:) one who is silly or meaningless; a doofus. commonly used with friends or friendly aquaintances.

a fat doobie made with a minimum of 3 papes.

The sac like growth behind the nipple area of an over weight man.