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Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."
by The Grabulator August 20, 2006
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.
Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
by edgesync November 25, 2014
3
Someone thinks he/she is important (like co-founder), but actually just at the bottom of the food chain
She is a fonger.
by MichaelAtl November 25, 2008