Chocolate Fondue

When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."

Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.

by theav8tor June 6, 2023

Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by February 5, 2021

Australian fondue

Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.

"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"

by lyoghs March 13, 2021

Butt Fondue

Explosive diarrhea

The cunt ate at Taco Bell and immediately had a bad case of butt fondue.

by txkaos August 10, 2018

Bobby Fondue

Man who only wipes his asshole once after pooping

Did you just bobby Fondue?

by Mbran February 14, 2018

fondue with noodles

When the cheese sauce for your noodles is so thick and delicious that there's just no other way to describe it.

AKA: mac & cheese but better

Jenni said, "Sorry I missed your call, but I was totally having some fondue with noodles and wine."

by Madddddddogggggg January 18, 2017

Lausanne Fondue

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.

Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!

by Lausanne_Fondue May 23, 2011