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Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.
Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.
Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.
Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!
Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!
Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!
by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018