Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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while on the bus, a whole bunch of f.o.g.s were standing at the next stop. it took twenty minutes for all three of them to get on. i was late to watch Baywatch reruns and i missed the NASCAR race
Jesus, i hate driving behind f.o.g.s when they only do 20 in a 40 zone..put your foot into it old man
Jesus, i hate driving behind f.o.g.s when they only do 20 in a 40 zone..put your foot into it old man
by swimmerdog August 10, 2012
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quite simply, Friend Of Girl... a guy who simply can not seal the deal with the ladies, or one who tries to be friends first and then develop the relationship but fails in the latter.
by PurpleKnight February 24, 2008