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Acronym for "Fool of a Took"

Easier to use and, to some extent, less damaging to your reputation.

If anyone asks you can just say it is a cross between a ferret and a stoat.
Robert: Ok I actually just thought that carrot was a ginger cat.
David: ...You absolute foat.
by Davey P February 25, 2007
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Stands for "Fool Of A Took". Adapted from the wizard Gandalf. Is used to describe someone who is a prick.
omg, you're such a foat!!!
by -:Phoenix:- November 28, 2005
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Acronym standing for Funniest Of All Time.
Typically used as a response to someone saying something funny or as a reaction to a funny situation.
Person one: Yo look at brad he looks goofy today
Person two: haha that’s the FOAT.
Person one: On god
by 459worm February 12, 2021
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"Freak of All Time"

That one girl or guy that does the freakiest things and is the most desperate for attention.
Plays off the word GOAT
Bro that girl is the FOAT, she messing around with all the boys.
by georgieandmaxine May 23, 2019
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An adjective describing a rather foul smelling fart. Or Fresh Off A Terd.
Dude, that was a foat! Go take a dump before you shit yourself.
by smoke660 January 18, 2012
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