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When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
by hayseuss June 21, 2005
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#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
by Minority July 23, 2006
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When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.
by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008
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A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.
Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
by SirDrankALot April 25, 2013
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man 1: hey is that guy dutch?

man 2: yeah and hes on the plane..

man 1: haha hes a flying dutchman
by enjoisad June 22, 2010
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When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.
I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.
by Tim Hirsch September 04, 2005
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