When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.

#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.

The header from Robin van Persie from Holland in the 2014 World Cup against Spain in the first round.

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...