Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.
Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 09, 2019
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A word used to describe a classy, sexually attractive female, generally exclaimed upon sighting. Unlike gash, the word flute cannot be used to describe an ugly woman, who may only be judged 'not flute'.
That girl at 11 o'clock is some top flute!
by google_worker July 19, 2010
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1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument

2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth

3. used to describe a glass used for champagne
The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.

Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.
by WakiPaki November 08, 2007
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Flute is the best instrument there is. Better than all of the drumline. Flutes are the gods of the band. If you argue with them they will beat you will there sliver stick while playing the high G note. So don’t get on there bad side.

You can find the flutes usually with each other by the bleachers during practice sharing each other chapstick, gossiping about other band members, and who’s dating who. There the Heathers of the band. Flutes are naturally talented people and they usually know how to play another instrument, or do a sport outside of band.
Omg that flute playing is the god of all gods
by Cahpow September 02, 2021
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an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!
the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra
by anonymous January 16, 2005
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male genital,most often a replacement for word penis,cock or dick
"if you don't like the way i did that, you can play the flute"
by Hugh Grection November 19, 2005
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Flu·ting Fluting
Pronunciation: Floo-ting

–noun
Flu-ting
-verb
Flute (To Flute)

1. The act of inserting ones penis inside another penis.

2. A sexual act involving the insertion of a penile member into another penile member with a view to ejactulation.

3. Dick in dick sex.
"Yo blood, that guy over there looks like he needs a damn good fluting."

"Should we find somewhere quiet for a flute?"
by Devastez May 20, 2011
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