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What band geeks call someone who plays the flute
Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*
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by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.
Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!
by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017
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A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)
Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....
by musictoast October 16, 2019
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