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In poker, a flushtard is a person that continues to stay in the hand consistently with any two suited cards in the hopes of making his flush. This is even true if 2 cards of the same suit he is holding flop in Texas Holdem. Flushtards don't care about the odds, or their chips. They see the 34% and their eyes light up.
Dammit. I tried to raise Phil out of the pot with his obvious draw and he caught runner runner to beat me on the river. What a flushtard.
by IFSATG July 09, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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