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The noise a snail makes.
Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...
by Dsaramina May 26, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.
She smiled and then gave me a flurp.
by Big Al February 24, 2004
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Derived from the television program "Jimmy Neutron". Refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).
Mah dude, I'll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.
by T La December 21, 2010
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When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.
Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.
by Falcon23 June 19, 2011
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one who sucks farts from dead chickens
that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq
by flosser April 10, 2009
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