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Someone who goes onto an opposition website or forum with the express intention of causing furore for their own gratification
That guy that come on our forum more than his own to wind us up.
Aye the boys a flurker!!!
by BigMc1965 May 04, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Noun, A fake lurker, someone who comes into a Twitch channel with only the intention to watch the stream but ends up chatting with everyone.

Originally occurred in Gabriel & Dresden's stream where a user came in for the music but ended up chatting, he was called out as a fake lurker, a flurker, and Dave called him out and made the word famous. It has drifted to other rooms since.

Also, noun flurk - someone who is a fake lurker,
adj. flurking - the act of being a fake lurker, and
verb. flurked - having been a fake lurker.
@silent_bob is such a flurker, he always wants to listen to music while he works but he ends up talking to everyone.
by mildoc October 12, 2020
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A Facebook lurker. Somebody who will like all your statuses and comment on all your photos. Shady character, possibly slightly mentally unhinged.
Piss off Sam, you're such a flurker
by Flappy 09 March 07, 2011
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Someone who sits in a chat channel, usually a sexual one not talking. They are a flurker. They are said to be fapping and lurking at the same time. So a flurker.
"This channel is dead, 60 people, no chat. Must be all flurkers."
by Mr_DM December 30, 2011
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