When someone drunk lunges towards you in an effort at flirting.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

The sound that your gut makes when suppressing a fart . Can also be used as a verb, to fluch.

Flurching is the process of using your penis to flush the cum out of a womans vagina after ejaculating.

A DNA splice between Flanders and Lurch - can be volatile at times.

an all encompassing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint