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Flumtastic is a word first used by Keiichi Tsuchiya, better known as the Drift King (Not to be confused by K-Brown the illegal street racing Drift King) and his friends from the Canadian underground rap group, F.L.U.M. Flowing Like Ultimate Mcs. The word varies in meaning but the general concensus is that it refers to someone or something that expels greatness and excellence while making those around the subject fall flat like pathetic underachievers that should be out on the streets begging for money to buy more alcohol to drown out the sorrows of their worthless existence like a bum (aka Bumtastic). Fans of F.L.U.M. have added on to the definition by mentioning that if you're "Flumtastic" then you are almost as good as the members of F.L.U.M.
Example 1: Damn, girl! You lookin' flumtastic right now! Don't blame me if you end up in a bed covered with rose petals.
Example 2: Drop a couple of flumtastic bars, dawg! Why don't you spit a hot 16 for the hood, homie?
Example 3 (From the freestyle MC Without A Conscience by OG Paperboy): My squad keepin' it flumtastic/ None of that "put you on blast" shit/ Just prepare to get your ass kicked and thats it/
Example 2: Drop a couple of flumtastic bars, dawg! Why don't you spit a hot 16 for the hood, homie?
Example 3 (From the freestyle MC Without A Conscience by OG Paperboy): My squad keepin' it flumtastic/ None of that "put you on blast" shit/ Just prepare to get your ass kicked and thats it/
by Flum Master January 25, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011